Category Archives: Amusement

No seriously dudes, you're kind of freaking me out now

Attn: Microsoft! Re: Weird ads! STOP IT YOU GUYS IT'S NOT AMUSING WASN'T THE WEIRDO ZUNE 'PERSONALITY' THING ENOUGH? There's a new TV ad for Windows Vista and it's just... I don't know, random? People flap bits of cloth around,... Read More »

What the critics are saying

Over the last week or so, I've been inundated with comments like these: > I finally got a chance to check out your web page, and I must say that I'm impressed. Hope everything is going well. Take care! Aww,... Read More »

Amusing error

Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt: <Windows root>\system32\hal.dll Please re-install a copy of the above file And to think that embarrassing pod bay door incident really could have just been solved with a helpful... Read More »

Olympic moments

So I stayed up to watch the Olympic ceremony. [07:17] <schmoop> (me) by god [07:17] <schmoop> the olympic cauldron is a giant blunt! [07:17] <snarkywench> rofl, doooooood. [07:17] <Wulfpillow> Say what? [07:17] <schmoop> the olympic torch-thing, the big one [07:17]... Read More »

Paul Thurrott is a gutless troll?!

Looks like Paul Thurrott, of WinSuperSite 'fame,' happens to share a remarkable number of similarities with some lame and gutless trollster who can't manage to post under his own name. At The Mac Observer, resident troll 'RealityCheck' is the site's... Read More »

Open letter to the phone perv

Dear mouthbreather: Thanks for adding a touch of colour to an otherwise uneventful afternoon on the reception desk. Wow, it sure has been a while since I've had one of those calls. So I know you were calling long distance;... Read More »

Scoble’s pants, revisited

Thank goodness: There's nothing suspicious going on in Scoble's pants department after all. He even posts the whole image as proof. Had Scoble been thinking of the visual impact of his design, he might not have cropped that photo in... Read More »

What’s happening in Scoble’s pants?

Question without notice: What exactly is Microsoft pundit Robert Scoble doing in that banner image -- specifically, what's up with his pants? Seriously, that's a pretty suggestive crop happening there. The grin doesn't help. Just a thought. Perhaps visuals... Read More »

Whoops

Wow, I had no idea I'd b0rked up my weblog stylesheet. Must have pasted something crazy in there. Fortunately, I have backups! *cheesy grin* Thanks, Robert!... Read More »

…The whatties?!

So somebody nominated me for the 2004 Bloggies, in the category for best Australian/New Zealand weblog. *stunned mullet* That's two sets of awards for which I've been nominated, and what the hell for? I mean, look at the contenders: I... Read More »