Hi, Wolfram|Alpha! Ooh, ooh, I have a question!
Well, what bloody use are you then?
But here's a serious question, my new bot pal. Why are your results presented as images of text? Sure, that's clever, but what for? We have heaps of fun ways to replace text with Flash or canvas elements these days without actually using images.
Here's a third one:
Why do you require JavaScript? That's a bit retro of you, isn't it?
You're a cheeky bot, Wolfram|Alpha.
